Category: Bumble Butt

96 Year Old Dutch Woman Confesses To 65-year-old Murder

A 96 year old Dutch woman has confessed to a 1946 murder that reverberated through the country in the post-war years, and, due to the continuous failure to catch the assassin, served as a lightning rod for many of its

Utah man arrested for “Penny Offense”

SALT LAKE CITY, UT— Talk about a penny offense! Jason West thought he was merely making a statement of protest by paying for his disputed medical bill entirely in pennies.  Instead his “penny offense” got him arrested for disorderly conduct.

Can Dental Surgery lead To A British Accent?

SALEM, OR— Can dental surgery lead to a British accent? For 56-year-old Karen Butler from Toledo, Oregon the answer is yes.  Butler has been speaking with the foreign accent since having all of her top teeth and front bottom teeth

Lady Gaga’s Album Banned in Lebanon

Lady Gaga’s latest album may be getting stellar reviews in the US, but overseas, in Lebanon, ‘Born This Way’ isn’t getting the same warm reception. According to a UK report, Gaga’s freedom of self anthem album is getting the lockdown

Murder of a Yale Grad Student days before her wedding day

According to the AP, a former animal research technician was sentenced Friday to 44 years in prison for killing a Yale graduate student days before what was to be her wedding day in 2009. The judge’s decision came after anguished

Jack “Dr. Death” Kevorkian dies at age 83

Jack Kevorkian, the controversial assisted suicide advocate also known as “Dr. Death” has died at a Detroit-area hospital at the age of 83. When I first heard about this, the first thing that went through my mind is, “I wonder

“Octomom’s” Dr. Michael Kamrava has Medical License Revoked

LOS ANGELES, CA— The Medical Board of California on Wednesday revoked the license of Dr. Michael Kamrava—the Beverly Hills fertility doctor who gained fame and notoriety for implanting the embryos into Nadya Suleman that led to her giving birth to

PlayStation Network (PSN) Went Down, Again!

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Guess what the PlayStation Network (PSN) went down, again! Sony is saying however this time the PlayStation Network went down in preparation for the reboot of the PlayStation Store. The Washington Post started off a blog covering the outage saying,

Jim Tressel steps down as head coach of The Ohio State University

COLUMBUS, OH— Amid heavy controversy and criticism coming his way over the past year, Jim Tressel resigned on Monday as head coach of The Ohio State University’s football program—saying he was acting in the best interest of the school and

Dogs in China: Cute or Delicious?

Weeks ago in Beijing, a driver noticed a truck full of dogs cruising down a highway, likely headed toward restaurants in northeastern China. As it happened, the driver was an animal lover who decided to take action and angrily forced

Fabian Nunez And Father Fabian Nunez Friends with Schwarzenegger

Arnold Schwarzenegger has been in the news lately for the scandal involving his love child and the treatment of his wife, Maria Shriver.  Who commits adultery in their own home?  Well the same guy who pardons a murderer because he

Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Slaughters Animals… For Food

Mark Zuckerberg, known for his role in inventing the social platform that has become the number one social network, Facebook, is in the news again.  But this time he has taken on a new challenge; slaughtering animals. Zuckerberg announced to

Robert Seaman Dies After Falling at Coors Field During Rockies Game

DENVER, CO— A 27-year-old man who was seriously injured at Coors Field during Tuesday’s Colorado Rockies game has died. Robert Seaman had been trying to slide down a staircase railing when he lost his balance and fell about 20 feet,

Sword in the Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut, not too many of them around anymore on Long Island, in fact my friends and I have been known to drive a half hour just for a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza.  Before we get in our car

Marine Steve Jorgenson Struck Down in NYC During Fleet Week

Marine Steve Jorgenson served 9 months in Afghanistan and was about to embark upon a new training mission where he would learn how to detect and dismantle IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices) before he was struck down by a car in

Bath Salts Can Cause Health Problems

Bath salts help people relax and enjoy themselves in the tub? Absolutely! Bath salts helping with weight loss? Ahhhh… Bath salts being used as a drug? What? Bath salts leading to deaths in multiple states? Yes. When I saw this

Zombies, Politicians, Pirates, Doctors, and the Apocalypse

There’s been a lot of talk of Zombies since the buzz about Judgment Day, which was supposed to happen yesterday.  When I first heard the word being thrown around, I just assumed there was a new movie coming out—I mean,

Harold Camping May 21st 2011 The end of the world?

Harold Camping said on May 21st 2011 we would begin the phase of an apocalypse; the end of the world would come.  Well hopefully we see the economy benefit from all of the purchases and binge spending that resulted from

May 21, 2011 End of the World?

May 21st, 2011 the end of the world.  When it comes to “apocalyptic predictions” I would like to reference the famous words of Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber, “Let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie!”  If the world is going